Pagi di ERRA

Suka dgr pagi di Erra tak?? Aku suka giler sbb byk topik m'yentuh soal hidup kita. Relate la. Ada 2 topic yg aku suka, psl "Ppuan x jaga bdn slps b'kahwin" n "Ppuan boros"
Topic 1. aku suka 1 mamat ni dia call n ckp, klau husband asyik bising jer, sbb bdn bini dia naik lps beranak, apa kata spend a little bit his money n send her wife to gym or slimming center. Sbb bini cantik pn utk dia jugakkn. Moral of the story drpd kau m'bebel jer, baik ko buat terus. Sbb ppuan ni kalu xde dorongan diaorg tak b'sungguh, laipn dia beranak pn utk korang gak, bukan utk jantan lain. Zuriat korang jugak. So, balas lah jasa n pengorbanan zahir n batin isteri. Org laki ingat puan sajer3 suka ker nak gemuk???
Topic 2. Saper ckp aku special kes sbb suka shopping?? Aku klau tension mesti nak gi salon rambut, kalu tak shopping pn, window shopping pn jadi la, janji jlan2 cuci mata. Lai satu ppuan ni, klau nak gi beli brg A, dia akn survey sampai brg Z, n x semestinyer akn beli brg A, tapi maybe akn beli brg Y. So, dlm kes aku, aku asyik kena bebel jer ngan tunang aku. So, walaupn aku try avoid, still aku terbuat jugak, sbb, like I said before it it my gene, my DNA, what is worse, it is WOMEN HABIT. So what to do guys, Kawin ngan org laki jugak la, kalu tak tahan. Sbb rata2 dlm Erra, the caller from both side told the same criteria la. Lai satu, kalu tunang, boyfriend or husband x nak belikn brg yg kita nak, kita beli sendiri la. Its our money, our life. Your money, mine too. heheheh, just kidding la sayang, but it is true though, dlm islam mmg mcm tu pun rules dia.